Having An Epiphany

Let’s just say thinking out loud speaking of being a slut . Thought of going out alone in the dark somewhere close by nothing heavy , on a motorcycle or a car , literally going Han Solo . Ok got there for some drinks and some good sports , now I’m all pissed how am I supposed to get home , hail a cab ? Was thinking I’m turning into a real Amish here buying booze to drink at home all alone , probably prankin’ the neighbours for getting wasted . Then my conscious comes into play , heh dude , should’ve thought of it , where are you going , with who , to do what , how much you’re going to spend , how long are you staying out late , how are you getting home , is it safe to ride , and the last part … are you gonna drink your ass off if it turned out to be one hell of a night ? I would definitely getting zonked out of my beans if the beats hit the spot . Ok , I have a nice two doors car , all done offset , cambered , slammed , air lift and shiet , but how do I floss it out under the moonlight solo ? What the shit right . Then there is fuck it I’m getting a cab , let’s do this there’s a cool set going on in some mid size lounge in the city , yet there I am like a snowman sippin’ his whiskey all alone in front of the lounge smokin’ , lurkin’ , hunting deers , what am I a big cat ? Lols . So I was seeking those mythical crews , there are a few genre based crews out there ( discretion advised ) . Now those crews usually have night captains , the one who takes care of everyone , if there is anything anything , and they take turns . Dude that would be nice , wont be a chump standing alone sippin’ booze smoking pipe in a hooligan all night , well at least not any longer , at least not those where you end up safe at home with half your clothes went missing wrapped up with food plastic cover and dicks drawing all over your face with a permanent marker … not that no , these crews know what they’re doing , they usually snoop around your creds to know where you’re from . At least when you passed out from drinking to much , isn’t that the point , waking up to money shots in your DMs from how you behaved all night , and all your reactions are OMG OMG OMG WTF WTF STFU BRB . Feeling all guilty and shiet from all of it , then the next thing you hear from them is , ‘ Your turn to drive bische ! Heard you’re a good one ‘ . Then I was like DAMN IT , fiiiine … let’s do this , I don’t know what I’m missing , being the sober one actually can get you hooked up , or you get to prank the girls when they’re drunk , and let them guide you to the darker side of the force whether it’s ASS or TITTIES , sometimes I’m the one worried not having excuses what to explain to their superiors the next day if anything anything . Yeah sometimes I feel violated to for some reasons , hehehe , you girls are to awesome … lols . The going back home part without having a manicured nail scratch on those double coated deep black paintjob , yeah how do we trick this part all boozed up ? Cabs and Ubers ? Those drivers are pretty much used to it dealing with messed up passengers saying stupid shiet like dess . No booze means I’m still on stage , urrgh … Sometimes waking up in unknown places , luckily she’s always nice . Yet again , just a dude thinking out loud . Anyways , you get the epiphany of the situasi here yeah …Peace ! ( most reckons shows / je te tue .. for not having tendencies having those syndromes came back these years , fiuhh ) And have a good weekend , oh yea don’t draft there might be Jupiter’s Moons constellations out there you might wanna dodge , BYO , do it at home , house patty , or y’all get moon strucked , hehehe . Supposed to get 38 spots , but I think the other 4 is very highly classified . Over and out .