Love!

Have you gotten enough love today? Everyone needs love, experts say we need at least 7 hugs a day! Bad thing ill die becase of lack of hugs, got diagnosed with it yesterday. (,,¬﹏¬,,)

But at least i can hug the souls of the damned (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

Hugs and kisses to all~~ ε(´｡•᎑•`)っ 💕

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… Wait, normal shit? on my funny porn page? somethings off, lemme ruin the blog real quick: ahem…

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Yeah, that looks more like it… what? i have already posted this copypasta before? Im not sure tbh, alr lemme get another one-

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Is this one funny enough? Huh? What do you mean im just taking already existing jokes and posting them just because i have no idea on what to post? Im not like that… just sometimes, i mean, whats the point of writing some long as blog if at the end the jokes will either be

1 - Im stupid

2 - My humor sucks

3 - Sex

And as a bonus, the potato option will (probably) win on poll. Actually, most people would have just either clicked off by now, or straight up scrolled away.

You know what? fuck it

Penis Cock Shlong Two balls and a bong Peepee Male reproductive device Genitalia Pene Chilito Pirinola Pito Pija Verga 金玉 Hoden πέος قضيب шодой tlakayo pénis 음경 陰莖 divumu пенис

There, hope its enough ways of saying “penis“ (would have been more if i wasnt lazy)

So now the blog is utterly messy garbage, you’ve done well, Rosa ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ